evolution

My mom loves this movie. This one’s for her:

[inherited from: Uncle.]

This is what Mr. Mcbombypants could have done to your face had he not been too functionally retarded to light a fuse.

Know what sucks worse than freezing rain? Driving freezing rain; or freezing rain and 30-mph winds to embed it into your face.

I’m still not buying any number between 6 and 10 inches, though. I’m looking for something between 1 and 3.

Since a “winter storm” is bearing down on Northeast Kansas, I’d like to do a public service and remind you to apply the Katie Horner rule to any snow forecasts you see (that is, unless you’re functionally retarded at math) — take every one of her precipitation estimates or storm chances and divide by four.

UPDATE [12/24 22:24]: Yeah, I know. I’m still taking my chances with my rule.

Reason’s Brian Doherty discovers a new phenomenon.

You know, someone should probably write about this.

UPDATE: Another, just in case there’s anyone left who hasn’t made up their mind.

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Combine video games, alcoholic beverages, and hot naked women who don’t speak English in the same room. If I were a practicing Christian, this would be my idea of heaven. This wasn’t quite a bar — call it a proof of concept.