evolution

apparently, we should apologize to everyone for removing saddam hussein from power.

fine. a number of apologies are in order. i apologize, on behalf of the united states of america, to the following persons:

• old europe: my bad. you really got hosed. saddam owed you billions for all the things he wanted to use to kill our soldiers. i’m sorry your proxy war didn’t go so well. this includes most of the citizens of britain, the majority of whom are cut from the same radical-left, welfare-state-dependent, moral-equivalence cloth as most of the other denizens of old europe, and the majority of whom have turned on the only man on the whole continent with a moral bone in his body, tony blair.
• the american left: i’m sorry you got revealed for the america-hating, craven cowards that you really are. i don’t like it when americans fight against other americans, but i’m not going to back down from you.
• “islamic militants”: sorry for trying to help people figure out what you really are. but most people still haven’t yet.

i hoppe you will accept these apologies. these, together with a dollar, will get you a root beer at the Coke machine.