two-year-olds
my two-year-old niece is with us. two-year-olds are like coke addicts - they tear around indiscriminately destroying things all day, and then they crash all of a sudden.
she just remarked that while pat (my stepdad) and gramma (my mom) were playing with her that “pat tickled gramma’s boobie”. if that isn’t the most disgusting thought you have heard all day, be sure to let me know.
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