bed, bath, and beyond me
after 12 solid hours of running errands with my family, we ended up at a “bed, bath, and beyond” store in shawnee. they may as well rename this store to “gay, useless crap”. we found a shower squeegie where the word “squeegie” appeared on the package translated into french, spanish, and german - that’s four different languages, folks. the only people who shopped here were trendy-looking MTV girl clones. oh, and annie and my dad, who were wearing bib overalls; and myself, wearing a ripped-to-shreds t-shirt and a pair of athletic shorts. this seems like the type of place where a girl would take her boyfriend, spend all his money, and then dump him in the parking lot. all in the name of remodeling the house, i guess. the house looks nice, i just couldn’t get over these thoughts while i was standing there. then my parents went to look at computer monitors and i felt better.
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