dork sacrilege
I have now finally seen all three of the latter-day Star Wars movies, and I have to say that, except for a few sequences, they are fairly horrible examples of celluloid crapola.
In fact, I will go so far as to say that everything Lucas has touched since Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade has been ham-fisted and predictable.

07.01.2008 @ 21:29
My inner dork did a spastic little dance when Darth Maul wielded his dual light saber, but other than that I would have to agree.
07.02.2008 @ 09:24
I haven’t seen a complete Star Wars movie other than, well, Star Wars…
Epic Dork Fail, I know.
07.03.2008 @ 19:40
In fact, I will go so far as to say that everything Lucas has touched since Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade has been ham-fisted and predictable.
Including, I’m sorry to say, the most recent Indiana Jones flick. Don’t even waste your time.
I don’t blame you for taking so long to view the sorry-ass trilogy of prequels to what was a perfectly solid, stand-on-its-own series of films. If others around me hadn’t insisted on watching the last two, I’d have stopped with Phantom Menace.