That’s the moment you blast fart strongly!
As Japanese entertainment goes, this one has it all: twitch graphics, Engrish, and bizarre obsession with bodily functions. Don’t miss the farting techniques, which includes such things as “techniques of continue to fart almost endlessly!” Also, visit the gallery of recorded fart sounds — there are hundreds.
And of course, fart stories:
In the childhood, I believe, everyone is thinking of making a fart bottle.
The fart bottle is a bottle filled with fart.There was no exception for me.
I was always wondering if I could make the fabulous bottle.
I thought to myself “If I make the fart bottle,
I can make people smell my farts anytime. It’ so cool!”
It was the time when I was in the fourth grade.
In those days, the star sand was really popular in Japan.
The star sand is the sand each grain of which is star-shaped,
and was sold filled in a little bottle at that time.
My sister kept one, but she threw it away in her room
because she lost any interest of it.
I found it and put it in my pocket secretly.The bottle was corked, and 4 cm height.
I exclaimed with joy “That’s it. That’s it.”
Immediately, I made up my mind to invent the fart bottle
that I had been longed for.
I picked the cork jar, throw the sand away,
farted into the empty bottle, and corked quickly.
This bottle was the marvelous one than I had expected.
I jumped with joy again and again.
I made one and smelled it repeatedly many times.
However, soon I came to think that
I wanted the others to taste this bottle,
and I managed to do it.
As I expected, everyone got disgusted,
and frowned, which delighted me.
I ate a cup of pinto beans for dinner. I might cut a Greatest Hits album later.
05.07.2008 @ 18:46
My son Nick had a bottle like that, but it wasn’t a fart bottle*, it was a bottle of dead bugs. Like a half-gallon of them. And he used to ask everyone to smell his dead bugs.
That’s my boy…
* I suspect he learned quickly that the air pressure differential would prove troublesome.