tila te-toldya

This post is solely to tweak my best friend, who admittedly watches this show with the sound off (I never watch it, because I never watch soulless, corporate MTV), and who ignored his best friend j.d.’s rule #1 of sexuality — “97% of people who say they are bisexual are full of crap.”

it’s “all a sham,” says a source close to the show. “Tila has and has had a boyfriend for over a year, and she’s not really bi. She’s made out with some girls in her past, as all girls have [That's AWESOME--ed.], but she is not bi at all.” Our insider claims that MTV works hard to pretend she’s single and available because she refuses to break up with her boyfriend, “who’s like five years older than her. This is a massive scam . . . That’s why they are not continuing with the show [for a second season], because she won’t dump him.” Tequila has also been acting like “a diva” and become a “nightmare to work with,” said the source.

You don’t say.

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