a brief chat with my tacos
j.d.: “I take it you’re not as concerned as I am with the approaching el foldo that Western civilization is heading toward later this week?”
tacos:
j.d.: “I mean, let’s just hand Ahmedinejad a flag and take him to South Dakota to plant it right on old Teddy Roosevelt’s nose.”
tacos:
j.d.: “I mean, come on - Ground Zero? The Rough Riders wouldn’t allow for this crap, I can tell you that. In fact, I think all but the tapioca-brained Jimmy Carter and the equally tapioca-brained Bush could muster something. Even Martin Sheen and a cokehead writer came up with an assassination plot.”
tacos:
j.d.: “Fictional plot, natch. And my purchasing power is going down by the day, it seems like. What’s a guy to believe in these days?”
tacos:
j.d.:
tacos: “If you’re lucky, we’ll dribble sour cream on you later.”
UPDATE: j.d.: “Well, if you’re lucky, I’ll lap it up as quickly as the media laps up Ahmadinejad.”
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