zsa zsa’s husband found naked in car, claims he was “mugged”
Too good to pass up. This smells like one of those stories every nurse or emergency room doctor has about some dope who was “gardening” in his bathrobe, “slipped”, and “accidentally” got a spaghetti squash (plunger handle, shampoo bottle) lodged in his ass.
“All of a sudden I felt a pressure on my neck. She said to me, ‘It’s the real thing, don’t move,” Von Anhalt told reporters outside a Santa Monica courtroom Friday.
His comments followed a hearing in which his wife was ordered to pay nearly $4,000 for failing to attend an earlier court session in an ongoing lawsuit against her daughter.
“And then they took everything off me. Took my watch off, my expensive watch. I’m completely in the nude,” said Von Anhalt, who uses the royal title prince, which he says was given to him by a German princess who adopted him.
“He was found naked in the front seat,” Officer Sandra Gonzalez said. He was not injured.
Von Anhalt said one woman took the keys from his Rolls Royce Phantom then handcuffed him to the steering wheel. The police say no handcuffs were found when they arrived.
My sympathies to Count von Bullschitt.
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