evolution

I’m in a mood tonight, so bear with me.

A team of German researchers has devised a spray-on condom:

“We’re trying to develop the perfect condom for men that’s suited to every size of penis,” he said. “We’re very serious.”

Krause’s team (spraykondom.de) is developing a type of spray can into which the man inserts his penis first. At the push of a button it is then coated in a rubber condom.

“It works by spraying on latex from nozzles on all sides,” he said. “We call it the ‘360 degree procedure’ — once round and from top to bottom. It’s a bit like a car wash.”

Krause said the plan is to make the product ready for use in about five seconds. He said it would function more effectively as a contraceptive because it would fit better and not slip.

However, before the new condom can be sold in shops, the firm must ensure that the latex is evenly spread when sprayed, as well as optimise the vulcanisation process.

You saw the URL in the story. You know you want to. [Possibly NSFW.]

This will revolutionize the way you rate women with your buddies in the bar; e.g., “I think she needs two coats.”