evolution original poetry: “the woman’s guide to a successful lifetime relationship”

[Editor's note: This is part of a collection of original poetry titled Smile Like You Mean It.]

for Joel Mathis and the future Mrs. M. *

“Who cares what an old
crank like you thinks?”

Put the emphasis
on “old” and “crank”.

Then laugh,
and hand him
a Miller Genuine Draft.

2 Responses to “evolution original poetry: “the woman’s guide to a successful lifetime relationship””


  1. JD: Thanks so much. I read it out loud to her this morning and she laughed.

    Be well. I’ll be back to harass y’all soon.


  2. Have fun now.

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