evolution

Now with twice the insanity and half the talent.

Note that selling fuel oil to American states now counts as a “belligerent and hostile foreign policy,” which is to say that it cuts into the grotesquely criminal “profits” the frat pals of President Bush are carrying off by the trainload under the “conservative” model of the “free market.” (Those “profits” totalled more than $10 billion last quarter, for those few readers not mesmerized by American Idol.) By any rational measure, the Bush Administration is the largest and most successful criminal conspiracy in human history; if there were an honest U.S. Attorney left in the country–there isn’t–the whole sleazy bunch, starting w/ President Bush and VP Cheney’s-Got-A-Gun, would under a RICO indictment.

And:

But Chavez hasn’t just flipped off the Bush administration–he’s flipped off Big Oil, and Big Oil has been issuing marching orders to the United States government for the past six years. Terrorists flying planes into buildings don’t attract Big Oil’s malign attention–9/11 was the best thing that ever happened to the oil business–but a crazed leftist head of state undercutting their price-fixing is truly dancing w/ death. If Big Oil decides it’s had enough of Chavez, Venezuela will be looking for a new president before the end of the year.

More World Company-subsidized ranting from your insufferable-wiener-in-chief, including Chavez’s attitude toward the free press.

UPDATE: Now a front-page feature!

UPDATE 2: Man, the crazy stuff you can dig up in my archive…

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