top 7 utterances of the parakeet stolen by escaped lansing state prison inmate john manard and his accomplice/paramour toby young

  1. “BRAWK! Toby wanna go getta spark plug for the DeWalt Paws-all?”
  2. “You know, AWK! I’m really not into the handcuffs tonight, baby.”
  3. “Clean-up on aisle cleavage! BRAWWWK!”
  4. “Oh, you’re good with D-O-Gs. I thought I heard an ‘N’ in there…”
  5. “It takes about two weeks to teach basic commands such as sit, stay, come, lie down, and to BRAWK! them and teach them to walk with a leash.” *
  6. “That’s not a Snausage. THIS is a Snausage.”
  7. “Don’t BRAWWK! the soap!”

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