top 7 utterances of the parakeet stolen by escaped lansing state prison inmate john manard and his accomplice/paramour toby young
- “BRAWK! Toby wanna go getta spark plug for the DeWalt Paws-all?”
- “You know, AWK! I’m really not into the handcuffs tonight, baby.”
- “Clean-up on aisle cleavage! BRAWWWK!”
- “Oh, you’re good with D-O-Gs. I thought I heard an ‘N’ in there…”
- “It takes about two weeks to teach basic commands such as sit, stay, come, lie down, and to BRAWK! them and teach them to walk with a leash.” *
- “That’s not a Snausage. THIS is a Snausage.”
- “Don’t BRAWWK! the soap!”
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