j.d., michael, and chelsea the cat sit on the couch watching “x-men 2″
Michael: “So, what’s up?”
me: “The tall Bettie Page-looking girl wasn’t at [where I work] today.”
Michael:
Chelsea the cat:
me: “I hope her job isn’t done there and that she comes back.”
Michael: “Why? So you can not talk to her some more?”
me:
Chelsea the cat: “Ohhh, snap!” *
02.22.2006 @ 21:25
hey you wanna meet up for dinner friday night at 6:30?
also, repeat after me, “Hi, my name is Jason”. best opening line ever.
02.22.2006 @ 21:35
Sure.
I’ve tried that with other pretty girls before, but it came out something like “Hi i’m a math geek who likes computers and used to play dungeons and dragons bleargh.”
Plus, Michael has done some research, and there’s a fair chance she’s a blood-spitting feminist. Which, is totally hot.