j.d., michael, and chelsea the cat sit on the couch watching “x-men 2″

Michael: “So, what’s up?”

me: “The tall Bettie Page-looking girl wasn’t at [where I work] today.”

Michael:

Chelsea the cat:

me: “I hope her job isn’t done there and that she comes back.”

Michael: “Why? So you can not talk to her some more?”

me:

Chelsea the cat: “Ohhh, snap!” *

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2 Responses to “j.d., michael, and chelsea the cat sit on the couch watching “x-men 2″”

  1. neil writes:
    02.22.2006 @ 21:25

    hey you wanna meet up for dinner friday night at 6:30?

    also, repeat after me, “Hi, my name is Jason”. best opening line ever.

  2. j.d. writes:
    02.22.2006 @ 21:35

    Sure.

    I’ve tried that with other pretty girls before, but it came out something like “Hi i’m a math geek who likes computers and used to play dungeons and dragons bleargh.”

    Plus, Michael has done some research, and there’s a fair chance she’s a blood-spitting feminist. Which, is totally hot.

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