will i ever win

Thanks to a Googler, I learned that my favorite FoodTV personality, Giada de Laurentiis (the granddaughter of the famous director) is married. So, I’m afraid I must kick her to the curb. And Elin (possibly NSFW) lives in Sweden, which is a bit far away.

So, we have to put a new woman on the pedestal, and she is WIBW-13’s Rhiannon Ally.

All the other news gals have that “girl next door” cute factor, but she has the kind of cute that swears to God if she ever sees you talking to that other girl again, she’s going to set your ‘78 Firebird on fire.

In summary, I say thee nay, Stevie Nicks. I will never win.

I will never win.

One Response to “will i ever win”


  1. She hot and all, but she’s no Keith King. (Does that make me gay?)

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