evolution

THE MAN (the man)
THE MAN IN RED SWEATS
who protests at the 23rd st dillons
IS REALLY FREAKED OUT on acid

i once watched him (with a strange tendency to lose my bearings)
drop a king-size snickers bar (the big, black phallus as corporate symbol - FILLS YOU UP! [well, not me; because, you know, I ain't into that: suit yourself])
which he had stolen into a potted poinsettia (THE ROSY CROSS OF CHOCOLATE)
inspect it for dirt, and then
not really caring whether or not it had dirt on it,
ate it (DESTROYING THE DUSKY CHOCOLATE AND NOUGAT GOD OF LOVE)*

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