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This is another in a series of posts detailing this site’s usage statistics.

Statistics. (December/to date)

• Unique visitors: 2,494/31,669
• Total visits: 8,114/85,211
• Page views: 25,873/294,666
• Total hits: 48,032/487,978

All of this means that I’ll receive my 100,000th visitor sometime this year, and that I’ll host my half-millionth hit in a few days. Cool, huh?

Referrers. Top five:

1. The Politburo Diktat
2. Tony’s Kansas City
3. The 2005 Weblog Awards (in which I was creamed)
4. Classical Values
5. Mike Silverman

Search terms. The weirdest of December. As usual, my top two choices of girlfriend made repeated appearances. (Second link NSFW.) Outside of that, it never fails to amaze me how screwed up you people are.

• wichita klingon — “Star Trek VII: The Search for Not Much In Particular.”
• katie s world soccer panties — I swear, Katie, that wasn’t me.
• the evil of my tale — Funny, my orders from Karl Rove didn’t mention any evil.
• amazing executions zetas in video — Okay, I get the Zetas executions, but amazing?
• marjiuana and butter — Well, it didn’t make me that hungry.
• kathy griffin bias muslim — I knew there was a reason I feared her ubiquitous (if you watch Bravo, and really, who does?) presence.

Anyway, that’s it for 2005, and here’s hoping 2006 will be as much fun here as 2002, 2003, 2004, and 2005 were. Thanks a lot for your patronage, and come back soon.

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