the moonbats of lawrence
[with apologies to Warren Zevon. For Josh.]
I saw a moonbat with a “Bush = Hitler†sign in his hand
Walkin’ through the streets of Lawrence in the rain
He was looking for the place called Free State Brewery
Gonna get a big dish of free-range chicken
Ah-HOOOOOOmoonbats of Lawrence
Ah-HOOOOOO…
Ah-HOOOOOOmoonbats of Lawrence
Ah-HOOOOOO…
I saw a homeless guy outside Mike Amyx’s house
Pinchin’ a loaf in his driveway*
Saw a bunch of lesbians and Wiccans marchin’ down Mass. Street
Moonbats of Lawrence again*
Ah-HOOOOOOmoonbats of Lawrence
Ah-HOOOOOO…
Ah-HOOOOOOmoonbats of Lawrence
Ah-HOOOOOO…
I saw Boog Highberger at Wheatfield’s café
Doin’ the ‘Moonbats of Lawrence’ again
I said “How about a cup of fair-trade coffee?â€
He was higher than a Boeing 707
Ah-HOOOOOOmoonbats of Lawrence
Ah-HOOOOOO…
Ah-HOOOOOOmoonbats of Lawrence
Ah-HOOOOOO…
Well, I saw Scott Rothschild at Free State Brewery, doin’ the ‘Moonbats of Lawrence’
I saw Jon Niccum at Free State Brewery, ‘Moonbats of Lawrence’ again
I saw Josh Rosenau drinkin’ a pina colada Cosmopolitan at Free State
And his hair was perfect messy and unkempt
Ah-HOOOOOOmoonbats of Lawrence
Ah-HOOOOOO…
Ah-HOOOOOOmoonbats of Lawrence
Ah-HOOOOOOOOO… (repeat chorus and fade)
*Based on true stories.
11.30.2005 @ 23:15
You misspeeeled “Ad Astra” as “Cosmopolitan.”
Also “messy and unkempt” is spelt “thinning.”
Thank you, though.
12.01.2005 @ 10:40
Bitter disappointment at not getting a namecheck.
12.01.2005 @ 13:55
Josh: Good to see a sense of humor still exists in this world.
Joel: In case you hadn’t noticed, all of that stuff about traffic/media noticing me etc.. was a joke.
(Unless, of course, you are making your own joke. In which case, never mind.)
12.01.2005 @ 14:16
Oh yeah, and ahhHOOOOOOOO…..