a conversation between the new guy and the veteran on the nobel prize awarding committee

New guy: “So, how are we going to stick it to the Americans this year, boss?”

Veteran: “I don’t know, Henrik. I think they’re on to us.” *

New guy: “I mean, seriously, we can’t give it to Yasser Arafat… How about Clinton?”

Veteran: “Nah, some of them still like him. I was thinking maybe Bono but…”

New guy: “Yeah, they like him too. What about Geldof? He’s pretty insufferable, right?”

Veteran: “Dude, have you ever even heard of the Boomtown Rats?”

New guy: “He did liberate a bunch of their money from them.”

Veteran: “True, but that was for a ‘good cause‘ ‘n shit. We really want to stick it to them.”

New guy: “Is Jimmah still alive?”

Veteran: “Who knows? Hey… wait a minute.”

New guy: “What is it?”

Veteran: “I got one. How about the guy who let Libya, North Korea, and Iran have nukes? That’ll stick it to them*. What’s his name?”

New guy:El Baradei? Man, that’s genius…”

*: Read the first line of the linked Times of London editorial:

Giving the Nobel Peace Prize to Mohamed ElBaradei is a slap in the face for the United States.

That was surely the motivation; it is hard to see any other reasons for the award to him, shared with the International Atomic Energy Agency.

In the past eight years, they have failed to detect covert nuclear programmes in at least three countries – and failed to get diplomatic purchase on the problems when others have finally brought them to light. That does not amount to a contribution to world peace.

Amen.

3 Responses to “a conversation between the new guy and the veteran on the nobel prize awarding committee”


  1. What if they gave a prize for incompetence?

    They would have to call it the Nobel Peace Prize… Far from promoting peace, ElBaradei and his agency’s incompetence actually make a violent resolution much more likely.


  2. Nobel Prize Winners Usher in New Nuclear Power

    Both the Nobel Commission and the IAEA were cringing with embarassment today as it was revealed that a new nuclear power has emerged: the IAEA. Shortly after the Nobel Commission announced that the IAEA would be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for their …


  3. so…..that’s pretty darn cool.

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