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» I’m still looking for a job. It’s a Zionist neocon conspiracy for oil.

» Our thoughts go out to those on the Gulf Coast ducking the hurricane (cue Anderson Cooper in a raincoat and CNN’s “KILLER HURRICANE OF DEATH!!” logo and music composed by Danny Elfman. Seriously, guys — you’re approaching a VMA-level of tastelessness here.)

» Author Stephen Chicoine writes,

There is actually much more to Turchin’s story
See my book John Basil Turchin and the Fight to Free the Slaves
Incidentally, I learned about Turchin from a Russian friend.

As soon as I have the wherewithal to do so, I shall. Thanks, Mr. Chicoine.

» If you’re a blogger, there are good odds that Jeff Goldstein is better at it than you. Start here and read the ten previous posts.

» Rap music “mogul” Suge Knight was injured by a gunshot in a Miami club in a party after the VMAs (you know, which we were supposed to be paying attention to instead of the strongest hurricane to ever hit the U.S.). The Baron von Munchausen could not be reached for comment.

» Pat Robertson is a tool. Suggesting that Hugo Chavez be assassinated is at best counterproductive and at worst inflammatory. By the way, the gunshot sound that Air America yapper Randi Rhoades makes every time she mentions President Bush could not be reached for comment.

» Big Cat Chronicles has the newest issue of RINO Sightings. Remember, the Sightings will be here three weeks from today, on 09.19.

UPDATE: Shoulda quit while you were ahead.

UPDATE: Oh my Pasta.

UPDATE [11:18]: RE: Suge Knight — You heard it here first.